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Cosmopolitan

Your Sex Horoscope for the Weekend

Jake Register
Photo credit: Getty/Nastia Kobza
Photo credit: Getty/Nastia Kobza

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Your sexoscope for the week of July 19 to July 25:

Aries

If you’re single:

This weekend’s Pisces Moon is a drag and you’re in the mood to stay in—but the you’re getting tons of action during the week! Leo season, the hottest time of year for you, begins on Monday, and frisky Mars team up with fiery Jupiter to push your libido and sex appeal through the roof, so someone to bone is just a few right swipes away.

If you haven’t DTR:

The moodiness of Cancer season is giving you more feels than you’d like, and your FWB sitch is getting pretty emotional. Luckily, Leo season, the time of year where you’re the most hot-and-bothered, starts Monday, so you can maintain a NSA hookup if you want—but the potential for romance is there, too, if you’re looking to upgrade to a more serious relationship!

If you’ve been together forever:

Cancer season has had you less horny and more in the mood for cuddling and snuggling, even though you’re usually fired up and ready for action 24/7. Leo season begins on Monday and makes you feel like your regular self again, firing up your sex drive and stamina. Aka you and your boo can catch up on missed getting-it-on time.

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Taurus

If you’re single:

The Pisces Moon puts you in the mood to head out and party all weekend long—and maybe pick up some hotties, too. Mercury is still retrograde, but once it shuffles back into Cancer this weekend, it connects with the Sun and Venus, meaning that your pickup lines are better than ever.

If you haven’t DTR:

Mercury connecting with lovely Venus this week is the perfect astrology for coming up with new things to do with your regular hookup. Since Mercury rules communication, try sending out a few sexy Snapchats—you won’t regret it, and your FWB is guaranteed to be floored.

If you’ve been together forever:

You love your routines, but thinking outside the box when it comes to your sex life is suuuuper supported by this week’s astrology. Mercury, planet of communication, connects with the Sun and Venus, the planet of love, so why not try phone sex one night when your boo isn’t around? Better yet, throw in some dirty talk next time you’re having sex—it might be just the thing to make your boo go extra wild for you!

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Gemini

If you’re single:

You’re not going to have much time for getting down and dirty this weekend, unfortunately, but once Leo season starts on Monday, expect hella hotties sliding into your DMs, more Tinder matches than you can keep track of, and since it’s Mercury Retrograde, maybe your ex will slide through for a little fun—if you’re interested, that is.

If you haven’t DTR:

Ugh, work and errands are on your agenda this weekend, but just wait until the week starts and Leo season finally begins! This time of year makes you energetic AF, so naturally your libido increases too, especially at the end of the week—Mars and Jupiter team up, put you in the mood, give you more energy than you know what to do with, and makes sex feel so great that you’re seeing stars!

If you’ve been together forever:

Once Leo season starts this week, you start to feel a little heated—and not because it’s summertime! You feel frisky as hell, and despite the busy week you have at work, all you can think about your boo and how you’re going to climb them like a tree as soon as you clock out! At the end of the week, lucky Jupiter and action-packed Mars activate your chart’s relationship zone, which means you can have fun f*cking around all night long!

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Cancer

If you’re single:

There’s strong energy in your horoscope this weekend, Cancer. Even though your birthday season ends this week, the Pisces Moon keeps your mood lifted so you’re totally down to go out—there’s an intense attraction between you and an absolute snack, but don’t expect much more than a fling if you take them home—more likely than not, they’ll be gone when you wake up in the morning.

If you haven’t DTR:

When you get that “wyd” text from your hookup this Friday, the fun and flirty Pisces Moon has you feeling more than ready for a few rounds in bed with them! Mercury Retrograde re-enters your sign this weekend, too, so you’re feeling more open to sharing your thoughts with them, including your ideas around your relationship status. Hold your tongue, Cancer—it’s best to wait until after the retrograde to start that conversation, because any miscommunications or disagreements are sure to backfire now.

If you’ve been together forever:

If your relationship has been on thin ice lately, the imbalanced connection with Venus and extremist Pluto (plus, Mercury Retrograde) all but promises to bring the drama this weekend and force everything out into the open. You’re known for bottling shit up and if you’ve been less than honest with your boo (or if they’ve been hiding things), this is your chance to hash everything out and clear the air. Even if an argument occurs, there’s a tender connection with Venus and Mercury at the end of the week that helps you apologize, forgive, and forget.

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Leo

If you’re single:

The best time of year for you, Leo season, begins this week! You’re not feeling that energy yet, though, because of all of the moodiness coming from planets in Cancer, but just wait—Mars in your sign has been making you friskier than usual for a couple weeks now, and it connects with expansive Jupiter on Thursday. This makes getting lucky easy AF because you’re more flirty and confident than ever!

If you haven’t DTR:

When you’re getting it on with your FWB this Friday, the emotional Pisces Moon makes your feels for them multiply times, like, a billion, but finding the words to express yourself isn’t easy. Don’t stress, Leo—Mercury Retrograde is a bad time to define the relationship anyway. Energetic Mars is in your sign firing your libido up, so use your body language to let ‘em know how much you like them when you’re getting it on this week.

If you’ve been together forever:

After a super-emo Pisces Moon this weekend (which, TBH, can be perfect for a romantic date) Leo season officially begins! It feels like you’re waking up from a month-long cat nap and you’re feeling friskier than you have in forever. When hot-and-bothered Mars connects with Jupiter at the end of the week, you’re feeling like you’re filled with enough energy to have birthday sex with your boo all Leo season long—just don’t wear yourself out!

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Virgo

If you’re single:

Don’t be surprised if you run into your ex when you go out! Mercury Retrograde re-entering Cancer this weekend means that people from the past are more likely to make a surprise appearance, and the link between Venus and Pluto is a hint that they might try to get with you. If you’re down for a fling with an old flame, this is the weekend to hit it and quit it (for good this time.)

If you haven’t DTR:

This weekend’s Pisces Moon is the perfect astro-weather for getting with your boo for a night out and some fun between the sheets together! Mercury Retrograde leaves your chart’s zone of isolation this weekend, making it so you feel like you can connect with people again. So if there’s anything important you need to mention, like wanting a more serious relationship, now’s the time to start thinking exactly how you’re going to approach it.

If you’ve been together forever:

The halfway point of Mercury Retrograde is this weekend, meaning that any tension between you and your partner is loosening up, too! The Pisces Moon in your chart’s relationship zone makes connecting with them easier than ever, so it’s a great time for addressing any hurt feelings or arguments started during the retrograde, too.

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Libra

If you’re single:

Work is the move this weekend—gross, I know, but the excitement happening for your sign this week is well worth the wait! Leo season, the most social time of year for you, starts Monday, as well as the Moon entering Aries. This fiery cocktail of astro-weather is perfect for going out and meeting new people or going on a string of fun first dates. Plus, Mars’ connection with lucky Jupiter on Thursday is a sign that an especially hot new connection could slide into your DMs!

If you haven’t DTR:

If you’re looking to get more friendly with your FWB, this is the week for you, Libra! On top of your regular hooking up getting hotter and hotter thanks to Leo season starting on Monday, there are plenty of chances to go out and get to know your boo better this week. This week is your chance to sprinkle some extra romance into your situationship!

If you’ve been together forever:

A bad time at work puts you in low spirits this weekend, but this week more than makes up for it! You’re already attached to your partner at the hip, but you’re spending plenty of time together now, taking them out to meet your friends, and having a good ass time together. The end of the week’s sensual Taurus Moon and hot connection with Mars and Jupiter riles you and your boo up, so expect some action that’s longer and hotter than what you’re used to.

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Scorpio

If you’re single:

You’re on the prowl for some fun, and the stars are totally backing you up on your mission to get it in! You’re sly, sexy, and sultry, Scorpio, and Venus’ connection with Pluto this weekend magnifies your powers of seduction to the point where just looking at the hottest person at the club and batting your eyelashes is enough to get them to head home with you!

If you haven’t DTR:

There’s a Pisces Moon this weekend activating your chart’s zone of romance, sex, and fun, so there’s no doubt about you and your hookup getting together for a night of unforgettable boning, Scorpio! How into S&M are you? Introducing a little power play and domination into the bedroom is a perfect way to use the Venus/Pluto connection this Sunday, so grab your handcuffs and have at it!

If you’ve been together forever:

JSYK, this week is a drag for your sign—but this weekend’s astro-forecast has a Pisces Moon lighting up your chart’s love/sex zone and a strong connection between Venus and Pluto, which means that it’s perfect for you to ride your boo *Lil Nas X voice* til you can’t no more! This astrology is seriously sexual for your sign in particular, so enjoy it while you can!

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Sagittarius

If you’re single:

You’ve been aching for something with a little more depth lately. If you’re in the mood for action this weekend, hook up with someone without any expectations. Don’t kid yourself into thinking a fling will lead to an eventual relationship—Venus and Pluto’s unbalanced connection this weekend is a big red flag that someone could take advantage of your temporary need for intimacy for some quick action, leaving you feeling pretty emotionally sore afterwards.

If you haven’t DTR:

Turning your situationship into something more has been on your mind lately, and it feels impossible to ignore the feels you’ve caught for your FWB. Cancer season in your chart’s intimacy zone has been making these feelings grow and grow, but does your almost-boo feel the same? Mercury and the Sun team up this weekend to help you start the Talk, but if things don’t go your way, don’t worry—Leo season starts on Monday and instantly lifts your mood regardless of what happens.

If you’ve been together forever:

Your partner is used to you insisting on having tons of breathing room in the relationship, but all Cancer season long, you’ve practically been inseparable—not that they’re complaining, though! The moodiness of Cancer season ends when Leo season starts this week, and you’re back to your same old “I need space!” self. But Monday’s Aries Moon is fun, sexy, and romantic, promising that Cancer season goes out with a bang!

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Capricorn

If you’re single:

Mercury Retrograde slides back into Cancer, aka your chart’s relationships zone, so getting into trouble with someone sexy this weekend is your top priority—so, who’s on your to-do list? The Pluto/Venus opposition this weekend is intense energy that makes you more alluring than ever, so you might as well flirt with the hottest person you see! Make sure you’re upfront from the beginning, though, and let them know you’re only interested in a fling.

If you haven’t DTR:

Being caught off guard (even in a good way) is your least favorite thing ever, so here’s your official warning: your FWB might come out of left field with a “what are we?” text, and they want an answer pronto. You hate to let anyone see you sweat, so your go-to reaction is to freak out—but you know the saying “honesty is the best policy?” All you need to do is *gently* tell them how you feel. You got this!

If you’ve been together forever:

If your relationship is in for an upgrade—moving in together, marriage, etc.—this week is great to start that conversation. Maybe you’re thinking it’s time for a downgrade, though, and you’re hesitant to tell your partner you want to take a break or split—try to wait until Wednesday to open up about it, when Venus and Mercury team up in your chart’s relationships zone. That way, you can speak your mind without them taking anything the wrong way.

Aquarius

If you’re single:

Cancer season is all about work for your sign, and you’ve just about had enough. This week holds some bad news—Mercury Retrograde re-enters your chart’s zone of the workplace, so even more overtime hours are on the way. There’s good news, too—Leo season, the most fun and flirty time of year, starts this week, and Mars, planet of libido, teams up with lucky Jupiter at the end of the week to help you find a hot hookup and pound out all that stress from work.

If you haven’t DTR:

Mercury Retrograde is all about you figuring out a routine in your love life, Aquarius, and with Leo season starting this week in your chart’s relationship zone, you’re getting super close to figuring out where you want your situationship to go. If you want to take things to the next level, Leo season is perf for that. Maybe you need space—Mercury’s connection with Venus is great for letting your boo down easy and still being friends (with benefits?) if you want.

If you’ve been together forever:

Mars floating through your chart’s relationships zone has been heating up your love life with way better sex—or super heated arguments. Since Leo season begins this week, you can expect the temperature to crank up even more, for better or for worse. You’re getting a clearer idea of the future of your relationship now, too, so the next month is great for figuring out how to bring up marriage, moving in, or parting ways, if that’s what you need.

Pisces

If you’re single:

The Moon in your sign this weekend makes connecting with other people easy—especially since Mercury is re-entering your chart’s zone of romance and sex, too! Heads up, though, Mercury is still retrograde, meaning your attempts to flirt and find a hookup might not go as planned. If you get rejected or face performance issues in the bedroom, try to shrug it off. It’s no big deal as long as you just keep swimming.

If you haven’t DTR:

There's tons of action headed your way this weekend, Pisces! You have lots of time to get it in with your FWB, but the potential for you to catch feels and start seriously crushing on them is pretty major, too. You want to upgrade your situationship, but your boo isn’t ready. If you think they’re playing games and using you for a good time without any intention of taking things any further, speak up and get the truth out of them. It could be tough, but it’ll save you from future heartache.

If you’ve been together forever:

This weekend, the Moon is in your sign, Mercury re-enters your chart’s love/sex zone, and it teams up with the Sun and Venus, bringing plenty of action to your bedroom! FYI, there may be trouble if you or your S.O. have been keeping secrets. A heavy influence from Pluto brings up any unaddressed issues in your relationship—but as long as there are no hidden problems, expect seriously intense boning where you can pull out chains, whips, and anything else freaky-deeky you’re into!

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