15 Things Women Said To Men During Sex That Made Them Reconsider Their Whole Relationship

Some people love dirty talk and some people hate it. But a recent Reddit thread brought it to my attention that even the people who enjoy it have their limits...u/katntoast asked men to share "What crosses the line from hot to weird in dirty talk?" Here are some of the top-rated comments:

1."A while back, this girl was blowing me and said something along the lines of, 'I want to fuck your dad and see if he's as big as you,' and then I told her he was still married to my mom and she said, 'Oh, never mind then.'"

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—InfinitelyAbysmal

2.“'You think I can bend that dick with this thick body?' Ma’am I'd rather not have have my dick bent."

—Connect-Cattle-7839

3."I want to fuck your literal brain."

—Asog9999

4."'Fuck me like your brother.' So, that was a whole thing. Turns out she didn't cheat on me with my brother, she just 'thought about it, a lot.'"

—azjerrylee

5."I once had a petite woman ask me to 'park it in her garage' and 'put the train in her tunnel.' It was, uh, interesting."

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—ThrowRA-4545

6."This girl once said, 'I want you to nut in me after I get knocked up, so our baby can swim in the sperm!'"

—IcariusFallen

7.“'You think your parents can hear us?' Don’t mention my parents when I’m balls deep please."

—iDevilsLettuce

8."Using the proper anatomical terms. Saying 'I want to suck your engorged penis' isn't as sexy as she thought it was."

—TheDukeofArgyll

9."She started talking about sucking my blood."

Summit Entertainment

—Original-Childhood

10."Affirmations during sex. 'You can do this,' 'You are doing really well,' and things like 'You are the best.' For context, this was an elementary school teacher who speaks in a really encouraging high tone."

—bighappychappy

11."Anything mentioning pain, poo, cutting, or pee."

—ElektraGlide

12."Talking about wanting to kill me so no one else can have me. Girl, I can promise you that no one else wants me. You’re all I have!"

—JoeBurrows_Hair

13.“Please let me sit on you like I did to Santa when I was younger."

Miramax

—lumbersom

14."'Oh God, I can tell you just got me pregnant.' Uh, no. Instant boner kill."

—BittenByKittens005

15.And finally, "When she said she farted in my inhaler."

—SpartanComet

Some submissions have been edited for length and/or clarity.