'You're Poaching All My Best Easter Yolks!' Plus, 99 Other Silly Easter-Themed Puns
Egg-ceptional Easter puns to share with every-bunny.
There’s nothing quite like a good old-fashioned Easter celebration to welcome in the arrival of spring. Chocolate bunnies, colorful eggs, adorable dresses: what more could you ask for? With so many traditions for Easter, that also means that there are so many cute Easter puns and funny jokes about Easter just waiting to be shared!
Today, write one of these Easter puns on a strip of paper and place it inside some plastic eggs. When your family or friends are filling their baskets with delights, they’ll be sure to crack a smile when they read any one of these very bunny Easter puns!
Nevertheless, whether you're on the hunt for a punny Easter joke to help celebrate or you're just looking to write something clever as an Easter Instagram caption for all your pastel-colored photos, these egg-ceptional Easter puns will ensure you have one of the hoppiest holidays yet!
100 Easter Puns
1. Happy Easter to all my peeps.
2. Who else is egg-cited for Easter?
3. I carrot wait for Easter.
4. The Easter Bunny cracks me up.
5. I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny.
6. No eggs-cuses.
7. Hoppy Easter!
8. Just don't carrot all.
9. I'm egg-stremely ready for this egg hunt.
10. For Peep’s sake.
11. Ears to a great Easter.
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12. Every bunny was kung fu fighting.
13. I need to eggs-ercise off all this chocolate.
14. An Easter bonnet can tame a wild hare.
15. Hope you have an egg-stra special Easter.
16. Eggs-cuse me!
17. How was your Easter? I’m dyeing to know.
18. What an egg-citing day.
19. Chick out this beautiful Easter day!
20. You're poaching all my best Easter yolks!
21. I like to look on the sunny side.
22. Wishing you the hoppiest Easter today.
23. Have an egg-cellent Easter.
24. Not decorating any eggs today? Yolk's on you.
25. Don't worry, be hoppy.
26. Some bunny loves you very much.
27. I'm eggs-hausted from all this fun.
28. The Easter Bunny must get a lot of eggs-ercise.
29. Don’t yolk with me.
30. I carrot believe it's Easter.
31. There's no bunny like you.
32. Having a good hare day.
33. Nobody's too hip to hop on Easter!
34. This Easter Sunday, I might whisk it!
35. I'm all ears today.
36. I'm an Easter eggs-pert.
37. I whip my hare back and forth.
38. Hey there, hop stuff.
39. I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny.
40. I'd hop to the moon and back for you.
41. Felt cute, might have an egg-cellent Easter later.
42. I wanna dance with some-bunny, some-bunny who loves me.
43. Some-bunny needs a mimosa.
44. Hanging out with my chicks.
45. That’s all, yolks.
46. Your kisses are to dye for.
47. Just one hot chick.
48. My favorite music to listen to on Easter is hip hop.
49. There’s no bunny like you.
50. Chick me out!
51. Have yourself a hoppy little Easter.
52. I don't even carrot at all about how many chocolate bunnies I'm eating today.
53. Hop on over, honey bunny.
54. Pickin' up chicks.
55. You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible!
56. Can anybody find me some-bunny to love?
57. Eggs love you very much.
58. It's officially Easter, let's hop to it!
59. I’m so egg-cited and I just can’t hide it.
60. Fresh outta clucks.
61. Now he's just some bunny that I used to know.
62. Color me egg-cited for Easter!
63. Feeling simply ear-resistible
64. Over-easy like Sunday morning.
65. Happy Easter to a good egg!
66. No bunny but you.
67. You make me egg-static.
68. You're hotter than hot cross buns.
69. Stay sunny side up!
70. If you want to talk, I’m all ears.
71. You and I are like two Peeps in a pod!
72. I've got something to tell you, and you’re really going to want to hare it.
73. We found eggs in a hopeless place.
74. Without you, I’d go off the peep end
75. This beer has hops!
76. Let's live hoppily ever after.
77. Some bunny likes Easter.
78. I would hop to the end of the world for you.
79. Bunny, I’m home!
80. You gotta hop 'til you drop.
81. It’s a little bit bunny, this feeling inside…
82. This Easter dinner is egg-ceptional.
83. That’s eggs-actly right!
84. Hot chick coming through!
85. Does my hare look good?
86. That’s cracking!
87. When it comes to delivering sweetness, the Easter Bunny’s got nothin’ on you!
88. Stop being so egg-stra.
89. Stay yoke.
90. (Cad)bury me in chocolate.
91. Quite literally putting all my eggs in one basket.
92. How do I like my eggs? Cadbury.
93. A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.
94. Let happy thoughts multiply like rabbits.
95. Follow the bunny, he has the chocolate.
96. I’ve hidden all the Easter candy for the kids inside my stomach.
97. Easter eggs hunts: Proof your child can find things when they really want to.
98. I love Easter! When else can you bite someone’s head off and have it be chocolate?
99. Chocolate bunnies are the answer, who cares what the question is.
100. I’ll celebrate anyone who can turn water into wine.
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