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JD Vance's cat fascination is a distraction

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Vance is cooking up a menu full of critters

What is it with Senator JD Vance and cats?

Vance has created yet another national conspiracy theory for Republicans regarding immigrants. This time it’s about Haitians in Springfield eating their neighbors' cats and other pets.

As with their policies (excluding Project 2025), Vance failed to mention more information for the benefit of all the women at home barefoot, pregnant and in the kitchen.

Republican U.S. vice presidential nominee Senator JD Vance speaks at the Arizona Biltmore in Phoenix, Arizona, U.S. September 5, 2024.
Republican U.S. vice presidential nominee Senator JD Vance speaks at the Arizona Biltmore in Phoenix, Arizona, U.S. September 5, 2024.

Do cats require slow cooking, grilling or deep frying?

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A side dish of squirrel and possum OK? Some rabbit if you can catch one? Diseased deer or other roadkill Ok? Oh wait, that’s just a bumper sticker.

More: No 'roasted Fluffy.' Haitians aren't eating cats in Springfield. Vance is a liar.

Hey, he’s the one who brought it up for a national discussion that was heard worldwide.

It must be important!

Keeps him from discussing what he hasn’t done as an Ohio senator for folks in Springfield after he got $15 million for his Ohio campaign from an outsider who is pushing cryptocurrency. Another flip-flop topic for one of his bosses.

Louise Reece, Westerville

What’s the problem, Springfield

My Irish immigrant family crashed Springfield In the 1920s, maybe earlier. What’s the problem now, Springfield?

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Emily Prieto Columbus

This article originally appeared on The Columbus Dispatch: JD Vance's strange relationship with cats an intentional distraction

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