A Plea for Chris Pratt to Caption All His Photoshoots From Now On

We already know Chris Pratt is hilarious, but InStyle also wants you to know that the actor is quite a stylish lad too. The magazine named Pratt its September Man of Style, and the proud Magnificent Seven star was only too happy to show off his fierce shoot on Instagram — complete with fabulous captions.

Seriously, from now on, Chris Pratt has to caption all his magazine-spread photos, because reading him explaining each picture in his own words is just the thing we needed today.

“Full disclosure I did not pick out any of the clothes which is kinda funny for a guy who is called the ‘man of style’ ???? I mostly like T shirts with American flags on them,” Pratt explained. “Usually I go for the one on the top of the ‘shirt pile’ but I want to promote this nice magazine called In Style Magazine because everyone who was there that hot day we were doing the photo shoot was really nice.”

Pratt also explains how he decided on his poses, and gives us a behind-the-scenes look on what went on during the shoot.

“In this photo I try to casually put my left hand in my pocket but the pants are so tight I get the tip of three fingers in. Also I was sweating so bad they give me that hat.” Stars — they sweat profusely just like us!

Who needs a “Caption this” contest when you can just get Chris Pratt to do it? For this photo, he explains what was going through his mind as he serves up this look. “I am squinting. And thinking, ‘Hmm, is it smokey in here? Am I allergic to smoke? Does it make my neck itchy?‘”

But possibly the most important takeaway from this shoot is that Chris Pratt got to flex his muscles as a stylist … a horse stylist, that is. “I basically learned a ton about dressing horses in funny clothes, hats, scarves, the like, you’ll see a lot of that in the movie. Our horses are wearing funny little hats and boots and smoking pipes,” he wrote. “That’s not true. None of it. Well the part about me putting the hat on the horses head is true.” Good enough for us!

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