A Sexy Donald Trump Halloween Costume Costs $69.95 (Wig Not Included)

The sexy Donald Trump costume for women. Photo: Yandy.com

Halloween is the one time a year when just about anything can be sexy. Retailers lend cleavage and disconcerting sex appeal to objects, animals, and typically boring professions and this year, well, not even Donald Trump is safe. In 2015, the sexiest thing a woman can be is a striving Republican millionaire hoping to be the next President of the United States. Yes, for just $69.95, it’s possible to dress like Donald Trump’s attractive female counterpart.

Donald Trump on the campaign trail. Photo: Getty Images

Being sold by Yandy.com, the “Donna T. Rumpshaker“ comes with navy blue booty shorts, a tight blazer unfit for a boardroom, a white cotton collared T-shirt, and a red tie. Not included with the booty shorts and skimpy tee, is a red baseball hat with “Make America Great,” just like the one the real estate mogul’s frequently seen wearing while out stumping and also available for purchase for $25 on his campaign website.

They suggest completing the look with a light brown wig featuring an exaggerated side part and more hairs than Trump’s had on his head since he was married to Ivana. it’s also the wrong color, but god knows how he comes up with that particular shade of orange.

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