Everyone's Freaking Out About Donald Trump's Ridiculously Long Tie
Today at noon, Donald Trump was sworn in as the 45th President of the United States. To ring in the new presidency, Trump stuck to his usual sartorial habits by suiting up with a red tie-and a long one, for that matter.
Seriously. Check out the mileage on this piece:
Where does it end?
Is it a scarf?
Of course, the lengthy accessory did not go unnoticed. The internet was keen to react:
I hope everyone around Trump knew that his tie was ridiculously long and looked terrible, and they just didn't say anything.
- Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) January 20, 2017
Jesus Christ, the length of Trump's tie... #Inauguration pic.twitter.com/Rzt5geePnc
- Paddy Power (@paddypower) January 20, 2017
Follow along as our cartoonist @JasonAdamK live-draws the events of Trump's #InaugurationDay. https://t.co/KjxnfRlTNh pic.twitter.com/qhKcSGlnCv
- The New Yorker (@NewYorker) January 20, 2017
One thing I thought Donald Trump must know how to do is tie a tie. I was wrong (?? by @alexwongcw) pic.twitter.com/AgO1yvXHg3
- Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) January 20, 2017
If Trump's tie were any lower it would be his approval rating. #InaugurationDay
- Late Night (@LateNightSeth) January 20, 2017
Trump's tie is needlessly long, the CVS receipt of ties
- huntigula (@huntigula) January 20, 2017
That over-long tie. Symbol of a phallocentric, masculine insecurity #Inauguration
- Prof Stavrakopoulou (@ProfFrancesca) January 20, 2017
Okay, I'm making a ruling - someone yesterday suggested we drink if Trump appeared rocking a tie so long it bounced off his genitals. Drink!
- Matt Taibbi (@mtaibbi) January 20, 2017
As the President he waved goodbye to the Obamas, his neckpiece got caught up in the wind:
Looks like the scotch tape didn't work again:
Look close and you’ll see Donald Trump scotch tapes his tie together. As seen as he excited plane in Indiana today as the wind kicked up: pic.twitter.com/Qzzkup5AZd
- Hunter Schwarz (@hunterschwarz) December 2, 2016
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