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Fashion Month Superlatives: From Best Accessories to Most Likely to Rob a Bank
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Happiest show: Dolce & Gabbana
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Babies giggling and mammas smiling, it’s like the happiest place on earth — but eons chicer.
Most outstanding Fashion: Céline
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For its pure beauty and opulence that’s not always as prevalent at Fashion Month as one would assume.
Best Accessory: Dries Van Noten
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You can be gone with the wind FaBuLoUs (any “Housewives” fans out there?) with any outfit in your closet. How? Just add this detachable skirt-train-thing.
Most nostalgic: Marques’ Almeida
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Frayed denim on denim, on denim, on denim…
Fiercest models: Valentino
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Zoolander and Hansel closing Valentino proved that Blue Steel never goes out of style.
Manliest girl: A.P.C
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The butch is back at A.P.C. This wasn’t even a feminine take on menswear, it was literally models wearing dude’s clothes.
Best use of office supplies: Balenciaga
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Sometimes you’re trying to sew a coat and you run out of thread and you just have to improvise with what you have. An industrial stapler can really be a lifesaver!
Most likely to run for president: Chanel
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Vote Hillary (in Chanel)!
Chicest couch potato: Public School
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Mark my words, if we could binge watch “Empire” in head-to-toe Public School, we would.
Most pissed-off models: Alexander Wang
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? punk, ? goth, and the rest just really, really mad at the world.
Most likely to be sleepwalking: Comme des Gar?ons
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This girl #wokeuplikethis and took the whole damned duvet with her.
Most likely to have just fought with their partner: Julia Nobis at Max Mara
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Don’t you even start with her right now.
Most likely to rob a bank: Hood by Air
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Because where else are you going to wear a stocking on your head?
Most likely to be seen in a sext: Look 45, Christopher Kane
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Even better than the Eggplant + Peach emoji combo.
Biggest poser: KTZ
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Combining three different tribes into one look doesn’t make a collection couture. Sorry, you’re not really high-fashion Pocahontas, if anything it’s offensive.
Artsiest girl: Libertine
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It’s like some gallery girl just ripped a Salvador Dali painting off the wall and wore it home to her studio apartment in Bed Stuy.
Best use of leggs hosiery: Kanye West for Adidas
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Here’s a style hack: buy a bunch of cheap hose at Duane Reade and then go to town layering those things. P.S. if you cut the crotch out of a pair of hose, you can wear it as a top.
Most nauseating color: Cushnie et Ochs
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Pepto Bismol pink makes our stomachs churn.
Most double takes in a single show: Julien David
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Four identical coats with only slight variations (seen by only the most vigilant front row fashionistas or stlye.com stalkers) were sent down the runway. But the thing is, we want all of them.
Most likely worn to a funeral: Alexandre Plokhov
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Not to be morbid, but Alexandre Plokhov is your go-to designer for funeral wear.
Biggest sorority girl: Tommy Hilfiger
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No one has to know that you don’t really “get” football as long as you look the part.
Walk of shame: Saint Laurent
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It was a high fashion hangover at Saint Laurent. Ripped dresses, one night stand man’s stolen coat on, alcohol still on her breath, the Hedi Slimane girl this season is the definition of hot mess.
Most likely to be arrested for public display of indecency: Jacquemus
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We know the nipple slipple is huge this season (hint, Kim K) but seriously, girl, be more discrete.
Most likely to come with instructions: Rick Owens
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Where’s the front? What’s the back? Dude, who cares? It’s fashion!
Most unaffordable staples: Bally
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Just a pair of wide-legged crocodile skin trousers styled with a basic sweater. No biggie.
Most likely to be admitted to a Psych ward: Margiela
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John Galliano sent his models hobbling down the runway looking like kleptomaniac cat ladies. This model had us saying, “Lady, you’re scaring us…”
Dressed in the dark: Miu Miu
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Miu Miu taught us that you don’t need a mirror (or light) to get ready in the morning! Leopard, plaid, polka dots, and more mismatched patterns all put together actually look pretty chic.
Best way to wear a turtleneck: MSGM
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Don’t. Wear the neck, and leave the turtle out of this.
Least functional shoe: Iris Van Herpen
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Totally expected there to be a YouTube compilation of “models tripping on runway” in this show. But, no…
Best use of a Sharpie for fashion purposes: Junya Watanabe
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Remember when you would doodle on your arms in class and your teacher and your mom would get mad at you and say things like, ‘You’re never gonna get anywhere if you continue this’?! Well, they were wrong and the models at Watanabe’s show prove it. Who needs tights or a turtleneck when you’ve got a Sharpie!
Heaviest handbag: Louis Vuitton
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Buy two, carry them simultaneously, then cancel your gym membership because Madonna-like biceps will be bulging in no time.
Accessories most likely to pull double duty: Chanel
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Dinner plates and menus in handbag form.
Most useful gardening tip: Dolce & Fendi
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If you have a small apartment and would like to grow some flowers, have you considered growing them inside a handbag? Way chicer than an old clay pot.
Most likely to yield the attention of paparazzi: Kim Kardashian
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Nip slips, blonde hair, big booty, the list goes on. She wore some nice clothes, too. And let’s not forget about her best accessory: North.
Honorary Fashion Editor: Kanye West
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From New York to Paris, the rapper sat front row at Alexander Wang, Balenciaga, Louis Vuitton, and the rest of the most prestigious shows of Fashion Month.
Most aggressive street crowd: Balmain
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Kimye and Jared Leto showed up at Balmain and fans formed a mob — a few hundred strong — just to get a glimpse.
Fashion Month has officially ended. That means no more catwalks to keep up with, Kendall Jenner and Gigi Hadid runway news to be on top of, trends to try out, freshest faces to know, new fashion to drool over. But while there were the obvious winners (Kanye West) and losers (Kim Kardashian), there are so many more awards to hand out. Here, Yahoo Style hands out superlatives for everything that’s happened in New York, London, Milan, and Paris for everything from chicest couch potato to most likely to be seen on a sorority girl.
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