Mark Zuckerberg’s Wardrobe Is What #NormCore Dreams Are Made Of

Mark Zuckerberg, possibly pondering his next outfit. Photo: Getty

Remember that episode of Doug, when he opens his closet and it’s all the same familiar Doug-outfit—white tees, green sweater vests, and khaki shorts?

Well Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg may just have The Beets-lover beat.

Monday morning, the new dad attempted to crowdsource what he should wear on his first day back to work following his paternity leave, during which he spent time changing baby Max’s diapers, bringing her to the doctor, taking her for her first “swim,” and of course, documenting it all on FB.

“First day back after paternity leave. What should I wear?” he captioned the photo of his open wardrobe, with its perfectly spaced hangers and neatly pressed, grayscale stock. But unfortunately, it’s that lack of variation present in Zuck’s gray-tee-and-hoodie-filled closet that presents a unique challenge in terms of which pieces make for the best pairing.

So, after much consideration, may we suggest choosing whichever top has been the least affected by spit up?

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